20 words of wisdom for my son and daughter:

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20 words of wisdom for my son and daughter:

  1. Not everyone has the same shaped nose
  2. Don't eat a Pork chop from the Center out
  3. Dead trees and possibly humans make the best fertilizer
  4. If you get fat in life, shower more often.
  5. Make animals a huge part of your life
  6. Wear toques with pompoms
  7. Your wardrobe should contain steel toed work boots and a well tailored tuxedo (i.e. preferably a Prince Charles jacket with kilt)
  8. Give your unused items to charity
  9. Join the school newspaper, blog
  10. Stick with friends that make you laugh
  11. Take public transportation and walk everywhere
  12. Schedule weekly time in nature
  13. Travel to a new and different country (especially poor countries) at least yearly
  14. Watch for hidden ice on roads and in your business
  15. Don't trust people that regularly use cocaine
  16. Drink coffee from a ceramic mug
  17. Cook well
  18. Stick with someone that freely gives massage
  19. Freely give massage
  20. Play sports, learn to surf